Yes you do.

It looks like Mr Toad wearing a waistcoat and trousers. OP you should have tried giving him a tiny top hat and pocket watch.

Was just talking with a coworker about how with the rise of server-side rendering we’re finally technologically back to Web 1.0

Nice knolling!

What’s that little primus bottle thing? I feel like it’s dredging up some very early childhood memory for me.

Knowing how astronomers typically name these things that could legitimately be the actual name for this telescope.

There might be a lot more millionaires than before, but it’d still be a much smaller number who could drop $1M on a flying car.

My team uses Expensify, and I have to say, I don’t hate it. The website is full featured, the mobile app is actually pretty good, and you can even just email receipts to an email address and it will parse them out properly the vast majority of the time. Management-wise it has all of the approval chains, grouping, etc that you might expect. The company I work for is only about 50 people and my team is only 10 so I couldn’t say how well it scales, but I imagine unless you have some particularly unique requirements it’d do the job.

They’ll implant new skills like “learning to knit”, but won’t mention anything about how to use the three seashells.

@pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org posts fantastic, fediverse-only comics to !unix_surrealism@lemmy.sdf.org. They can be super weird and will admittedly not be for everyone, but hey isn’t that why we’re all here in the first place?

The word for “male chicken” is used as slang for penis across many cultures (sorry for link to the r site but it has the most links in one place)