Simple trick to claim the mineral rights of your own backyard. You just need to flip own yard and house upside down! Then the minerals are not under your yard but above it! Checkmate lawyers.

Of course, you’ll also need to sign a writ of mineralis claimies with your signature written in a patriotic crossword. Then include a stamp of George Washington where you have drew him a sensible toupee. Make sure to use red ink or the blood of goblin to draw the toupee, goblin preferred.

Have you googled the SKU and see if anything else happens to share the number?

This is far beyond my limited coding experience but I do enjoy a good puzzle. In your opinion do you think it could be some gen AI scraper. Like the gen AI is deciding what page to scrape and cuz its stupid it keeps selecting your page?

Alternatively I wonder if the product page just happens to have an unsual combinination of keywords that the bot is looking for. Maybe its looking for cheap prices of RAM and the page has some keywords related to RAM?

Good luck I hope you are able to get them to start hammering that page.

The brain! No the stomach!

What fucking mask?

The quote immediately made me think of the video of MTG screaming into the letter slot thing in the door of AOC office demanding she come out and talk to her. This was before MTG was elected and I think in the video she is like eye level with the letter slot screaming like a serial killer in a movie. So yeah idk I’m glad she changing or pretending to change but damn lady do you remember the things you’ve done?

Is there anything to prevent me from calling something a translation of the bible, but really it’s just the story of how I think my dog sees me mixed with the plot of fight club?

Ahhh ok ty I’m good then

Wait what… Taxes are in April I thought. Don’t tell me they moved when taxes are due and I just completely missed it

“Military leaders will need to pass height and weight tests each year.”

Each year? Height tests? How many ppl losing height year to year?

Let me guess you don’t have cats

No deserves be sexually assaulted or raped

The article title or me calling them a chain of coffee stores? What else do they do besides the coffee stores?

How can a chain of coffee stores be worth 18bn? Like do they really even have that much revenue

Those last two lines are fire my friend. Good luck on the job search

I don’t see that button my keyboard /s

Lol ty!

Idk I know I’m being hopeful thinking they might actually stop taking his every word as gospel. Then again this is the first time I’ve seen his supporters burn his fucking hate hats

Don’t want the Medicaid cuts, but lack of healthcare and fewer jobs for areas that voted Trump is a small silver lining

MAHA is Make America Healthly Again…

I assumed that was some acronym for job in the health care industry like someone in health insurance like a benefits manager. No it’s just complete fucking bullshit.

I don’t believe in God, but if there is a God, she isn’t testing us. She is mocking us.