Trump Burger, in Houston, Texas, was open for just over five months before it closed its doors following a series of legal battles and has been replaced by a pizza joint
Yeah, but you’d also have to be dealing with Trump supporters all day, overhearing their trump-loving conversations, and telling you how excited they are that you’re running this business to serve them and the man they love, so … What price sanity?
Overpriced burgers with “TRUMP” stamped on the bun. Why can’t I think of some grift like that? I could be making bank. Stupid conscience.
Yeah, but you’d also have to be dealing with Trump supporters all day, overhearing their trump-loving conversations, and telling you how excited they are that you’re running this business to serve them and the man they love, so … What price sanity?
Okay, yeah. THAT’S why I wouldn’t do that.
They look burned on, so they are possibly technically carcinogenic too.
They’re gonna give me crabs???
Don’t worry, your stomach acid will kill all but the most hardy and aggressive crabs.