• brownsugga@lemmy.world
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    LOL this is like the funny sideshow the clowns do to distract us from the fact that the world is ruled by a cabal of child traffickers and the only real proof is being actively suppressed by the government

    the first thing they did in Iran was bomb a school for little girls, it’s too on the nose

    all of this should be unspeakable horror

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    Standard J. Edgar Boozer behavior.

    We all know he’s going to get fired one of these F5 Fridays, but it sure would be nice if they’d just get it over with. The dude’s an embarrassing drunk even by LEO standards.

    • KelvarCherry [They/Them]@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      Do we really want him to be fired? I’d rather the head of the USA FBI be an incompetent moron serial-drinker who yells at all his staff, than a composed rational individual. I sense this is the reason Cole Tomas Allen specifically said “except Patel”. Kash Patel and perhaps RFK Jr. are (unintentionally) following the sabotage manual better than any other federal employee from what we’ve seen.

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        If he was an outlier in an otherwise competent or morally valuable administration I’d feel differently. But I totally agree with you.

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    Polygraph tests for the FBI actually make a lot of sense.

    They eliminate people who panic under pressure, and eliminate people who can’t pass a polygraph test.

    That leaves you with a mix of competent intelligent people and exhibitionist psychopaths. And there are other tests you can do to eliminate the psychopaths, should you desire to do so.

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      That would mean he would have to be introspective, and people who act like him are not introspective.

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    Now he’s got to do more polygraphs to figure out who leaked about the polygraphs. And then he’ll have to do more polygraphs after someone leaks that he ordered a second round of polygraphs. Endless polygraph cycle.

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    …we all know those things don’t fucking work, right? they don’t mean a goddamn thing and are a waste of everyone’s time. god fucking dammit i want to poop right in his size 9s.

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      Any reasonably intelligent person knows they’re garbage. But they’re used to manipulate people into submission. Cops do it all the time.

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    You when my life gets stressful, I tend to drink a bit more.

    Hope he’s got enough woodford reserve to catch some sleep tonight!