• bcgm3@lemmy.world
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      15 days ago

      TRUMPBurgers™ are only slightly less than 50% horse meat which according to TRUMPLaw™ means we don’t have to say it on the packaging and so what you said is TRUMPDefamation™ because it hurts Trump’s TRUMPFeelings™ so prepare to get TRUMPSued™ (and/or possibly TRUMPDeported™)!

      • Em Adespoton@lemmy.ca
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        15 days ago

        This is Donald Trump we’re talking about.

        He’ll just sign an executive order officially renaming horesemeat to be called American Beef.

        • CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world
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          14 days ago

          He’ll get out his sharpie to cross it off the ingredient list, just like the dotard did for that hurricane.