“How much should we invade Mexico?” said one Trump adviser. “That is the question.”
  • stevedice@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
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    3 hours ago

    Nah, this is what will happen.

    1. Trump will talk about sending the military to Mexico
    2. Sheinbaum will talk about sending the military to fight the “invasion”
    3. They’ll both realize a war between the two countries would mean that they’ll no longer get those sweet cartel bribes
    4. Literally nothing will happen
    5. Trump will brag about how he subdued Mexico
    6. Sheinbaum will brag about how she resisted an American invasion
    7. People from both sides will eat it up