The United States Secret Service on Sunday arrested a man whom they believed was trying to assassinate former President Donald Trump while he played golf at his club in Florida.However, it seems that concerns about the security of the Trump International Golf Club have been well known for weeks now....
He’s incredibly predictable. Tell him “Don’t do this or it will be bad…” and he will do it.
“Don’t toss the pandemic response playbook…”.
“Don’t keep those classified documents…”.
“Don’t say stupid racist shit…”.
“Don’t openly praise dictators around the world…”.
Someone should tell him to not take a bath with a toaster.
Someone should tell him to not take a bath with a toaster.
His bathrooms were built by someone who gave a shit (that probably didn’t get paid what they were owed), so his outlets are probably up to code and GFCI, so that probably would just give him a story about how General Electric tried to have him assassinated so that Mr Electric could be president.
He’s incredibly predictable. Tell him “Don’t do this or it will be bad…” and he will do it.
“Don’t toss the pandemic response playbook…”.
“Don’t keep those classified documents…”.
“Don’t say stupid racist shit…”.
“Don’t openly praise dictators around the world…”.
Someone should tell him to not take a bath with a toaster.
That poor toaster
His bathrooms were built by someone who gave a shit (that probably didn’t get paid what they were owed), so his outlets are probably up to code and GFCI, so that probably would just give him a story about how General Electric tried to have him assassinated so that Mr Electric could be president.
Almost all baths are plastic these days. Taking a bath with a toaster will just make the water warmer.
There are certain toasters I’d love to take a bath with…Number Three in particular.