Round is a shape
With all due happy respect, fuck you, I came to say exactly that!
overweight centaur you mean.
Looking at a picture elsewhere in the thread, you might be right, he’s the front half of a centaur.
And it is indeed a good shape for things like cookies.
And planets
I want to hear this from the coroner, not his physician.
The shape in question
He’s such a compulsive criminal that he even defies the laws of physics.
He’s obviously on high heels.
I wonder if that would show up on a urinalysis?
This picture burgles gravity!
Hey, “round” is a shape! 😃
People have made many jokes about his posture, but holy fuck… why does his body lean like that?
Because of his lifts
I don’t understand. Can you explain?
He’s wearing lifts in his shoes to appear a few inches taller, that’s apparently why he leans so hard. Because he’s a fatass on high heels.
“For an 80 year old fat fuck that’s never exerted himself beyond a brisk walk, he’s good.”
hes being held in place by a girlde
Funny, I thought he was being held in place by dark magic.
Although, it could well be a girdle infused with dark magic…
Honestly, of all the things he’s doing, not releasing the results of his physical are the least worrisome. Anyone with eyes and a brain can see he’s not healthy.
If you look at the places he isn’t orange, he’s possibly deathly pale too.
Nobody chooses to go orange unless they have something to hide. And he used to be a normal color
Heart problems and such cause people to look grey
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We have one, it’s called Donald Trump. Every time he lies, his penis shrinks.
At least it’s better than his last term, where his personal doctor said he was the healthiest person ever (using language that clearly came from Trump himself) and the medical records were confiscated by his bodyguard.
Kind of like how he sued his old college to prevent them from sharing his grades - those are definitely the actions of someone who has nothing to hide.
Well he’s alive enough to continue actively fucking up our country, so that right there deserves a national day of mourning.
I didn’t realize that “amorphous blob” was even a shape.
Well, a steaming pile of shit is a shape.
He’s a 7 on the Bristol scale.
Come on ass cancer.
With him, any cancer would be ass cancer.
But can ass cancer contract ass cancer?
It’s cancer all the way down
Don’t root for donald trump.
I’m rooting for cancer!
I was more rooting for brain worms or tumors. Or both…
They have names( Robert Kennedy jr and James David Vance)! We never pull for them.
Hopefully Trump ends his time with months of nonstop flatulence and explosive diarrhea
that’s been an ongoing thing so the end will probably be a continuation of the same
There’s a dead badger up the road that’s in better shape than this idiotic ArseNugget.
And hate will still keep him alive.
Shit man. There you go, getting my hopes up
Yeah, not super healthy to harbor these kind of hopes. Good people leave too soon, and the people you dislike, seem to linger in for too long, defying your death wishes.
The shape of a gummy bear
Give them time they have to run it through the A1 first.
I thought this bloated POTUS preferred ketchup?
Nah, it’s the “A1, See?” test. It helps prove that his eyes and tastebuds are functioning
as normalabove expectations.
I doubt any published info will reflect reality.
Supposedly it’s not manly to be able to lift your short fingers above the height of where your heart is supposed to be. Also, it’s emasculating to be seen with your wife these days, apparently.
She’s busy complying as little as possible with their prenup conditions
