- Has there been a natural disaster in Texas that he didn’t run away from? - If anything, I would have expected him to be super into NOAA just so he knows when to fly to Cancun. - He was probably given access the NOAA VIP subscription. 
 
 
- More importantly, he stayed on vacation after the disaster. - Looks like the flood happened on the 4th and ted was seen in Texas on the 7th. - On Saturday, July 5, at about 6 p.m. local time (11 a.m. ET)—more than 24 hours after the Guadalupe River burst its banks—Cruz and his wife were spotted by a Swamp spy lining up outside the iconic tourist site. - “He was with his family and a lone security guard,” said an eyewitness at the Parthenon. “As he walked past us, I simply said, ‘20 kids dead in Texas and you take a vacation?’ - “He sort of grunted and walked on. His wife shot me a dirty look. Then they continued on with their tour guide.” - “Yeah, what do I care about some dead poors? I’m getting re-elected regardless.” 
 
- Rafael is like a groundhog… - If he won’t show his shadow in Texas, watch out for extreme weather. - If he pops his head up, it’ll be a nice sunny day 
- “People were sleeping in the middle of the night when the flood came,” said Karoline Leavitt, the White House press secretary. “That was an act of God; it’s not the administration’s fault the floods hit when it did.” - Damn, why would God do this, Karoline? - Gotta love shoving the blame on to God when you could have prevented or helped. Instead, you slash funding. IT’S YOUR FUCKING FAULT. 
- Be careful with that question because they will blame everything except themselves. 
- A very loving god, it seems. 
 
- Senator Rafael ‘Cancún’ Cruz running away from his constituents during weather crises? Well, I never! 
- Rafael always flees the country when those he represents need him there. He was in Mexico when their janky third world power grid collapsed during winter weather. 
- They already had a chance to kick him to the curb, and didn’t. - This is just fluff. 
- It’s what makes him so endearing and re-electable. 
- The warnings went out hours ahead of time and the officials in charge failed to react. - But hey! These critics say otherwise! And when I say “critics say otherwise” I actually mean that critics criticized funding cuts. And when I put that quote next to a quote from a politician, it can trick people into thinking they’re saying what I said they’re saying! - This article is shit. Who gets high of this? It doesn’t do anything for me. 
- Ted Cruz killed 27 campers and counselors you say? 
- They will still keep voting for him as long as Trump lives. 
- At this point we have to conclude that Texas enjoys the humiliation. 
- If you can’t pay for a private forecaster, you deserve what Republican Jesus gives you. /s 








